Introduction
Nothing screams โWEโRE ON A HEN NIGHT!โ like customisable t-shirts that tell everyone you bump into during your night out exactly whatโs going down. However, instead of the regular, boring shirts, simply bearing the name of the bride and the date, why not get a bit more creative with one of our funny hen party t-shirt ideas instead?
Customisable t-shirts for your hen weekend not only give you a memento of the event that you can then wear to bed for the next twenty years, but they also serve a practical purpose of helping you find your ladies the busy bars youโll be visiting. After all, we modern women are fabulous at doing several things at once, right?
1. One last fling
Everyoneโs tops: โLast fling before the ringโ
When youโre living it up in the city and want to stand out from the other hen parties youโre bound to bump into, we highly recommend a bright background with the simple but funny slogan โone last fling before the ringโ emblazoned on it. Itโs cute, itโs amusing, and it tells anyone spotting you and your entourage exactly what kind of night out youโre having.
Having the slogan on the front of your shirt leaves you plenty of space to put your names and dates on the back, should you be so inclined.
We love this retro design from The Good Fight on Etsy.
2. Wife of the party
The brideโs top: โWife of the partyโ
Everyone elseโs: Their roles, their nicknames or the henโs name and date
This funny hen party t-shirt idea lets everyone who bumps into your troops on the night know exactly who the bride-to-be is without them having to wear L Plates or that tell-tale pink tutu thatโs synonymous with a pre-wedding knees up. Obviously, itโs also a fun take on the โlife of the partyโ and that makes it even more amusing in our eyes.
Clearly, this funny t-shirt is solely for the hen, but itโs sweet to also identify the other roles being fulfilled, such as mother of the bride and maid of honour. The rest of the crew can have the henโs name and dates on their shirts as a memento of the event.
3. Brutal honesty
Everyoneโs tops: โOn it โtil we vomitโ
If you reckon the hen night is absolutely, definitely going to get messy and will undoubtedly result in someone holding back someone elseโs hair back as they lean over the toilet at the end of the evening (donโt worry, weโve all been there), then an โOn It โtil We Vomitโ shirt might be the most honest slogan for the festivities.
This funny hen party t-shirt idea will also let anyone bumping into the party on the night out know just how serious the drinking is about to get. They can either join in the fun and order you a round of tequila shots at the bar, or they can stand back and let the professionals do their thingโฆ
4. Hens only
Everyoneโs tops: โHens only, no cocksโ
We donโt know about you, but we love our funny hen party t-shirt ideas to not only be humorous but also a wee bit cheeky. This is where the slogan โHens Only, No Cocksโ comes into its own. Itโs not overtly rude but makes the point we all need it to make. Itโs kinda the grown-up version of the signs we had on our bedroom doors as kids, signalling that no boys were allowed over the threshold.
We thought boys were gross back then and sometimes we still do. We end up marrying them anyway, though. We love this t-shirt with added cockerel imagery with a strike through it, just to reinforce the point. Alternatively, a โOne Hen, insert number Chicks, No Cocksโ is equally amusing.
We love this version from the Greedylab Etsy store.
5. Here comes the bride
The brideโs top: โHere comes the brideโ
Everyone elseโs: โHere comes the partyโ
โฆAaaaand here comes the party! We love this funny hen party t-shirt idea because it plays up on the traditional wedding song sung down the aisle and gives it a fun makeover for the brideโs big hen night out.
6. Drunk hunk
The brideโs top: โIโve found my hunk, so weโre getting drunkโ
Everyone elseโs: โSheโs found her hunk, so weโre getting drunkโ
Now that the bride has identified the ideal man for the role of husband, itโs only right that the hen night shirts read โIโve Found My Hunk, So Weโre Getting Drunkโ across the front. Not only does it set itself apart from the run-of-the-mill shirts that are a dime a dozen up and down Main Street on a Saturday night, but it says, โhen nightโ without actually having to say, โhen nightโ. The henโs shirt can keep the main slogan, while the rest of the party can have the slightly altered version of โSheโs Found Her Hunk, So Weโre Getting Drunk.โ
Thatโll set the bride-to-be from everyone else and ensure everyone knows just whoโs getting hitched. We love this funny hen party t-shirt idea as it isnโt offensive and can be a bit easier for introverted hens to wear. After all, not everyoneโs going to be comfortable with something rude or suggestive.
7. Regional variations
For example: Dublin lassies on the lash
If youโre looking for something extra special and are maybe travelling out of town or abroad for your hen do, why not come up with your own funny hen party t-shirt ideas? For example, if you and the gals are from Wicklow, a โWicklow Girls on the Wineโ with the henโs name and date underneath would signal your intentions to passers-by and let everyone know whatโs up. โDublin Lassies on the Lashโ and โGlasgow Girls on the Ginโ are our personal favourites but all it takes is a bit of imagination.
If you canโt come up with something yourself, make a contest out of it and ask everyone to submit their ideas before choosing the one that makes you laugh the most. If you have several favourites, write them all on paper and choose one at random from a hat.
Conclusion
Funny hen party t-shirt ideas will allow you to adhere to traditional shirt-wearing on your night out or weekend away but also lets you put your own individual stamp on the festivities. Why be like everyone else when you can really stand out? Thereโs no limit to what you can come up with when you and your squad put your heads together (over a few glasses of wine, obviously) and brainstorm some ideas.
Whether your hen night is a themed event, a simple dinner and drinks with your best mates, or a riotous weekend somewhere across the sea, we hope you found an idea or some inspiration with our funny hen party t-shirt ideas.
For all of your other hen party planning needs, why not check out the hen destinations on offer on our site or soak up some hen do ideas?
